At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 17 success is . having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . having money. At age 50 success is . . having money. At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
2007-08-05 19:23:14 · 11 answers · asked by takeonelastbreat 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Life turns full circle.
True, and funny.
A star for you!
2007-08-05 19:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like
2007-08-05 19:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by mickkooz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laughed....haha...
2007-08-05 19:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Sheltered.By.Shadows. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh.
2007-08-05 19:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
these are so true! especially the sister thing!
2007-08-05 19:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i laughed at the first part
the second part was stupid
2007-08-05 19:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by bleedlikeme21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-08-09 17:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah, that was funny in some ways..... :)
2007-08-05 19:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny and so true
2007-08-05 19:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by Pearl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there's your star. thanks for the points.
2007-08-05 19:28:20 · answer #10 · answered by luvjeska 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋