uplifting quotes?

Question

What are some uplifting quotes that inspire you, that are funny, that you relate to, or a quote that you like for any reason.

Answer 1

I collect quotes and I'll be more than happy to share some of my favorites with you.

I have included some poems that I have used for family re-unions, friends and funerals.

They come in handy when a smile, laugh or tears are in order.

I know you ask for just quotes so I hope you will enjoy them all.

QUOTES AND POEM’S
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“ If you don’t know where your going.
Any road will take you there.”
George Harrison
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If you always do what you always did,
you will always get what you always got.
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Take my hand and walk with me,
across the sands of time;
Hand in hand and heart to heart.
Husband . . . friend of mine.

We will share the solitude.
And walk in quiet peace.
My heart hears what your heart says,
it listens when yours speaks.

We’ve shared hearts and souls as one,
in perfect harmony;
The laughter and the tears we’ve known,
Are the sweetest melody.

For years have brought us to this place.
Across the sands of time;
We’ll walk together, till the end.
Husband . . . friend of mine.
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The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise man grows it under his feet.
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Never mistake knowledge for wisdom, one helps you make a living,
the other helps you make a life.
JamesOppenheim
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You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
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If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
Doug Floyd
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Learn to pause . . . or nothing worthwhile will catch up to you.
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HE also loved to fish.
“ I pray I may live until my dying day,
and when it comes to my last cast,
I then most humbly pray.
When I’m in the Lord’s great landing net
and peacefully asleep,
that I be judged big enough to keep.”
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Do not go where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path
and Leave a trail.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Fun Quotes
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I’m in for a good time,
not a long time.
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Think like a guy
and
act like a girl.
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My aim is to keep this bathroom clean.
Your aim would help.
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Nobody listens to me,
until I fart.
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There is a town in Alaska that has very few women
and lots of single men, but the women have a
humorous saying concerning all of the men in town.
"The odds are good but the goods are odd."
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You don’t have to worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
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“ If you can read this thank a teacher and since it’s in English, thank a soldier !! ”
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I Love You More Today
Than Yesterday.
Yesterday You Really Pissed Me Off.
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I smile because you are my sister.
I Laugh because there is nothing
you can do about it.
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If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you.
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SUZY LEE
Pappy’S gal Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy bout it all,
She told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Suzy Gal”
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo half brother.

So Suzie forgot about herJoe
And planned to marry Will,
But after telling pappy this
He said “there’s trouble still”.

You can’t marry Will, my gal,
and please don’t tell yo mother,
Cause Will and Joe and several mo
I know is yo half brother.

But Mama knew and said,
“Honey chile, do what makes yo happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain’t no kin to pappy!”
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How blessed I am,
How Fortunate I’ve been.......that you are my
Daughter in law and also my friend!
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Don’t cry at my grave cause I won’t be there.
I’ll be in the breeze that ruffles your hair,
I’ll be in the sunshine I’ll be in the snow,
I’ll be in the places that we use to go.
I’ll be in your shadow and there in your dreams.
I’ll be in your greetings but not your goodbyes.
I’ll be in the reflection of your loving eyes.
I’ll always be with you and I’ll always care.
Don’t cry at my grave side cause I won’t be there.
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AN INFORMAL PRAYER

“The proper way for a man to pray”
Said Deacon Lemuel Keys,
“And the only proper attitude,
Is down upon your knees.”

“Nay, I should say the way to pray,”
Said Reverend Dr. Wise,
“Is standing straight with outstretched arms,
“And rapt and upturned eyes.”

“Oh, no, no, no,” said Elder Snow;
“Such posture is too proud.
“A man should pray with eyes fast closed,
And head contritely bowed.”

“It seems to me his hands should be
Austerely clasped in front.
With both thumbs pointing toward the ground,”
Said Reverend Dr. Hunt.

“Las’ year I fell in Hodgkin’s well
Head first,” said Cyrus Brown,
“With both heels a-sticken’ up,
My head a-pointing down;
An’ I made a prayer right then and there;
The best prayer I ever said:
The prayingest prayer I ever prayed;
A-standing’ on my head.”
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“I’d like to be the sort of friend that you’ve been to me.
I’d like to be the help that you’ve been always glad to be.
I’d like to mean as much to you each minute of the day,
as you have meant ,old friend of mine,
to me along the way.”
-Edgar A. Guest

Answer 2

Live today like there is no tomorrow!
Be good to yourself and love yourself!
Make it a point to make someone smile today!
Start each day off with a prayer!
(above are from me)
"Give people a bit of your heart rather than a peace of your mind"
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
"Taking responsibility for mistakes is more important than taking credit for good things"
"If you find opportunities, take them, and if you find no opportunities, make them."
"Love is never quite so satisfying as when you give it away"
( above are from GuidePosts)
"The older you get, the better you get---unless you are a banana!" (Rose, the golden girls)

Answer 3

never, never, never give up ~ winston churchill

i know nothing with any certainty but the sight of stars makes me dream ~ vincent van goh




these quotes inspire me alot for some odd reason
cuz it seams like everything i know keeps changing
and getting harder but God is pulling me through
and it will be over soon and it feels like i just wanna
give up every day but i gotta keep going
and i feel i dont know anything anymore but the only
thing that stays the same is the stars are always gonna
be there looking down on me

Answer 4

1. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you; 2. all that glitters is not gold; 3. don't judge a book by its cover; 4. seize the day; 5. a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.

Answer 5

“The shortest distance between a problem and a solution, is the distance between your knees and the floor. After all the one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything!"

Answer 6

Behind every successful man is a surprised mother in law.

Answer 7

Better a bad day alive, than a good day dead!
We only pass this way once, thank God, because about half of these people,... I never want to see again.

Answer 8

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Answer 9

"I shall seize Fate by the throat; it shall certainly not bend and crush me completely."

-Ludwig von Beethoven