2007-08-05 17:45:07 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Here is what would happen: Both sides would end up arguing with the umpire about whether or not it is cheating for the Christians to pray during batting practice, and whether it is unsportsmanlike behavior for the atheists to cuss out the Christians' manager. Both benches would empty when an atheist crossed herself catching a difficult line drive, bc the Christians would say that she can't pray for any help during the game, she would have to convert when the ball is dead.
Finally, when a wild pitch would end up hitting an atheist batter in the head and knocking him out cold, the game would be almost lost by the Christians when their preacher refused to pray over the poor unconscious batter, because the batter was the atheists' best hitter and he didn't want to help the other side win.
At last, the US Supreme Court would declare the Christians to be the winner, even though the score had been 17 to 2, atheists, because they recounted the runs and decided to throw out 16 of the atheists' runs.
Game: Christians 2, Atheists 1
The Christians had T-shirts made that said that they won because "God" is on their side. The atheists enlist the help of the ACLU and discover a secret video of the Supreme Court laughing as they wipe out the atheists' runs, saying its just like with Gore, heh heh heh.
The video is made public, the public outcry is so loud that half the population declares that God doesn't exist and they all become rational, peaceful, thinking atheists.
Take me out of the Chuur-uuurch
take me out of the pew
Batter up!
Lady Morgana
how my imagination goes wild sometimes...
2007-08-05 18:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably, the atheists, but then as Christians we can bring them all to the Lord at the end of the game lol.
2007-08-05 17:53:00 · answer #2 · answered by sean c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheists would get in there and do what it took to win. The Christians would be too busy finding somebody to take heed to their claims of persecution because of the fact the Atheists had the offensive nerve to be the winners.
2016-10-14 03:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the Christians, since Athiests wouldn't believe that a game could be played.
2007-08-05 17:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how many baseball players come from the Dominican? Do you know how devoutely Catholic they are?
We atheists don't stand a chance.
2007-08-05 17:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The atheists would have more runs, but the Christians would announce they won, just like facts in a "debate" with Creationists.
2007-08-05 17:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by novangelis 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Doesn't matter, because the wiccans/pagans would play the winner, and we can fly and teleport
Little ball of leather and string
fly away on eagle's wings
by the power of peace and love
be not stopped by any glove
2007-08-05 17:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheists because Christians would spend time praying and atheists would figure out how to win with science and logic. Sorry, Christians.
2007-08-05 17:48:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Atheists. The Christians would end up fighting with themselves and the Atheists about beliefs causing them losing concentration for the game. Atheists have more logic and skill to. Woo!
2007-08-05 17:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by Dink 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Christians because while both run the bases, only christians will make it to HOME with Jesus!!
2007-08-05 18:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by connie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋