Christians. Why would God want a bunch of brainwashed yes-men in heaven with him?

Answer 1

to fetch him a burger?

Answer 2

At least our brains are washed....

CLEAN.

(Psalm 37:9) For evildoers themselves will be cut off, But those hoping in Jehovah are the ones that will possess the earth.

p.s. Oh! and I will not be in heaven. I will be back on the earth.
Only a very small number have that privilege.
Rev. 7;4...14;1 and;
(Revelation 20:4-5) And I saw thrones, and there were those who sat down on them, and power of judging was given them. Yes, I saw the souls of those executed with the ax for the witness they bore to Jesus and for speaking about God, and those who had worshiped neither the wild beast nor its image and who had not received the mark upon their forehead and upon their hand. And they came to life and ruled as kings with the Christ for a thousand years. 5 (The rest of the dead did not come to life until the thousand years were ended.) This is the first resurrection.




(Psalm 37:11) But the meek ones themselves will possess the earth, And they will indeed find their exquisite delight in the abundance of peace.



(Psalm 37:29) The righteous themselves will possess the earth, And they will reside forever upon it.



(Psalm 37:34) Hope in Jehovah and keep his way, And he will exalt you to take possession of the earth. When the wicked ones are cut off, you will see [it].

When I look at that expensive house or boat, I am not envious, because according to the above scriptures, If I am faithful to God, then after Armageddon I will have my choice.
And there will be no money involved.

Answer 3

We prefer to think of ourselves as "disciples".