all but the last are anonymous
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
Midlife — when you decide not to kill yourself because you realize you are going to die anyway.
Having more money does not ensure happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. But I sure wouldn't mind that 10 million.
A hen is just an egg's way of making another egg.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
The man on the top of the mountain didn't fall there.
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
(they are my favorite animal)
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. — Tom Clancy (1947 –), author (and my hero)
2007-08-05
17:36:48
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lol, thanks
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2007-08-05
17:40:39 ·
update #1