I have ask this before, but I enjoy the variety of answers.
2007-08-05 17:25:11 · 35 answers · asked by Uncle Wayne 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear MeThrice, lol --- ((hugs))
2007-08-05 17:41:20 · update #1
"Why don't you go sit on your grandfather's lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?"
My mother is a MAD funny woman. I remember the first time she said it, I was maybe 12, and I laughed so long and so hard tears streamed down my face. What made it worse is that everyone would say "What the heck are you laughing about?" and my mother would respond, "Oh, nothing. She's just crazy." And at that point, I'd be laughing so hard no noise came out and despite themselves the other members of my family had to laugh too. And, considering they are ALL completely crackers otherwise it's nice to remember the laughter.
2007-08-05 17:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My mother died when I was 12, and I WISH she had said, "I love you," more than she did. As a matter of fact, I can't remember her saying it at all.
If wishes were horses, we wouldn't be tied to the middle east for oil...
2007-08-05 17:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh what a tangled web we weave, once we practice to deceive. She used to say that alot. It's silly but so true. lol
2007-08-06 02:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Be careful and look both ways when you cross the road..."
I always wanted to respond
"NOO! I am running across the road WITHOUT looking both ways, and I am gonna SHUT MY EYES TO!"
Or
"But mom, I wanted to play frogger!"
or
"No I am playing chicken!"
2007-08-05 17:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Curiousity Killed the cat. (really)
or something like, What kind of Christian are you??
(One thing I agree with atheists on is the craze moms)
Meows! =^-^=
2007-08-06 11:40:07 · answer #5 · answered by † God's Kitty † 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Alhamdulillah, I never let her repeat any instruction second time, She (may Allah swt.bless mercies on her soul), was always happy on me.
2007-08-06 02:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dont be drinking out of the milk container!!!
2007-08-05 19:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by PENMAN 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Go to your room" The kids talk when the chicken pee!
I used to be a pain in the buttocks!
BTW: Chickens don't pee,they sh** so you know what she meant, right!
2007-08-05 19:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
She must have told me at least once to take my hanky and don't use my sleeve.
2007-08-05 17:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love you. Now go and clean your room.
2007-08-05 17:29:54 · answer #10 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋