What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
Should you ever have plastic surgery from a doctor whose office is full of portraits by Picasso?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Can you yell "Movie!" in a crowded fire station?
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
2007-08-05 17:10:00 · 9 answers · asked by spinnaker sniper 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. They don't
2. I have no idea.
3. The post office is a government owned facility that many people visit.
4. As long as it's not on your ears. . .
5. To help the other others.
6. The same.
7. Yeah, but it wouldn't do much.
8. You recover instantly from the first time, and then get scared half to death again.
2007-08-05 17:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the last one is good twice half death makes one full and final death . yup it is lol
2007-08-06 00:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
To be American :D
2007-08-06 00:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the first and last one are GOOD! =D
2007-08-06 00:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♪♫cady♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! excellent questions.
2007-08-06 00:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsey [Shabang] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very clever!
2007-08-06 00:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2007-08-06 00:13:44 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee ha ha... ( yawn!)
2007-08-06 00:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever...
2007-08-06 00:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by music-is-life-as-we-know-it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋