ARGH!!!!!!!!!! WHO HATES THE ~!~~!~!~!English Language?

Question

Why is it called "rush hour" when your car barely moves?

If a 7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If it's a circular drive, how do you get out?

How do "Don't Walk on the Grass" signs get there?

Why does sour cream have a "use by" date?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If we find life on Mars, will it taste like chicken?

When a bug hits your windshield, what determines the color of the spatter?

If it was only a three hour tour, why did Gilligan, the Skipper and everyone else, have all that stuff?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station . . .

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Answer 1

so..witty..i never thought that this kind of point of view would be good...heres a star..and my two points!

Answer 2

Because everyone is rushing to get home or to work. At least that is the idea. "Peak hour" is actually its formal name.

If you get robbed you are supposed to lock the doors immediately so they don't come back. (I've seen this on TV)

The same way you came in.

Obviously the sign wasn't there before it was put up.

Mold formation. If any mold forms on the cream's surface, the entire container should be discarded immediately.

Mineral oil a by-product in the distillation of petroleum to produce gasoline. Mineral oil with added fragrance is marketed as baby oil in the US, UK and Canada.

Use other dictionaries as reference or type the word into google.

Perhaps.

It would depend on the insides and probably the angle.

Never watched it but probably a conspiracy of some sorts.

It is "workstation", one word. And probably because you are lazy.

It would be called UPS. They are the stronger company. In fact 5% of our GDP is attributed to them.

We will probably never know.

Probably.

Answer 3

dwarf. Why would everybody would placed an "rf" sound top after a "dw" sound? it incredibly is unnecessarily confusing to pronounce, and it irritates me. i like the pink Dwarf television tutor so I could say this observe each and every time I communicate approximately it, and that i hate it.

Answer 4

hmmm....I often wondered that about Gilligan myself...and what is up with the Howells? Do rich people always carry chests of money with them when they go somewhere?

Answer 5

Interesting point you make!

Answer 6

bored.com huh ?

Answer 7

cute!