so, a peanut is walking home from the movies and someting goes NUTS!!!(te-he-he. pun number one) when the police finally get there, he has regained conciousness. when they ask him what happened, he replied...
i was ASSAULTED!!! (get it? he was a-salt-ed? yes, i know it's dumb. but i dare you to fill in a better answer. 10 points to the winner!!!)
2007-08-05 16:41:15 · 8 answers · asked by yourfaceisawapango... 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he replied....
i wish i coulda been in a funnier joke...
2007-08-05 17:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by spinnaker sniper 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
when the police asked him what happened, he replied....
Oh nothing. Its just that sometimes I feel like a nut sometimes I don't
2007-08-05 23:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by no idea 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like jokes but that's no joke try this one instead.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room, and tell her to pee in a corner.
This gut goes into the bar and sees his friend there( whom never drinks). He says to the guy" what's the matter" the guy says "well I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend"
The friend says "that's awful. let me buy you a drink and you can tell me all about it. where's your wife?" "I threw her out!" " well what did you do to your best friend?"
I grabbed him by the throat and shook him real hard and said "BAD DOG! BAD DOG! "
2007-08-06 00:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
He got his nuts kicked
2007-08-06 00:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by Andrew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Officer someone hit me in the head with a pee-can
2007-08-05 23:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was good why are you acting to nuts for.
2007-08-05 23:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he thought he was going crazy, but he noticed he was just going nuts...okay im bored
2007-08-05 23:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by ★s a m y★ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-08-06 00:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋