answer,on both occasions it pays not to look down.!
2007-08-05 16:31:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got that one in my email last winter. You are going to need to be faster on your questions if you want originality prizes.
2007-08-05 16:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I think that this is the wors joke I'v heard in a while...no offence. I liked this one, hope you do too!
A man named Joe broke his leg, and his best friend Daved brought him home from the hospital.
Dave came by to see Joe every day, Joe had two beautiful 17 year old twin daughters.
well one day Joe asked Dave to go upstairs and get his house shoe's,and so Dave went up the stairs and into the girls bedroom where the girls were setting on the bed.
Dave told them that their father had sent him up to have sex with them, and they said they didn't beleave him.
Now Dave knew that Joe used alot of bad language, and he was going to use that to his advantage.
So Dave salled down the stairs, "Both of them Joe?" And Joe replyed. " Yes both of them, whats the use in just f*cking one!"
2007-08-05 16:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are too big you might end up killing someone.
LMAO
(fall on someone or choke granny)
2007-08-05 16:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by mark 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
it's hard to hang on to reality?
hahaha i like the answers though.....hilarious
2007-08-05 16:44:07 · answer #4 · answered by pitchaya. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get psychological help NOW!
2007-08-05 16:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by NJGuy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha funny! LOL
2007-08-05 21:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by Irish Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
2007-08-05 20:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, that's great =D
and i love the answer above me!!!!!
2007-08-05 16:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
neither of them are as bad as your mommas face
2007-08-05 16:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
LMAO
2007-08-07 22:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋