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You know, the same tactic you use when you go ‘fishing’ for converts…

2007-08-05 16:20:54 · 31 answers · asked by Desiree 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

31 answers

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Dear Desiree... guess you don't like baiting your hook with the proper worm... it ain't workin tonight.

Oh, and if you really need to know... you WILL go to hell!! MWAHAHAHAH!!! Isn't that what you were looking for? I certainly don't want to disappoint my audience. If you WANT me to threaten you, then by gosh, I'd better threaten you.

2007-08-05 17:04:24 · answer #1 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 1 1

Nope I don't fish for real... I have no patience for it... It doesn't make sense to sit out in the sun get burned, and smelly whilst trying to catch smelly fish that don't want to be caught...

However this way I don't catch - Jesus does, I put out the bait for him and this bait doesn't smell too bad, I try not to mention Hell as much as I can because it is not good for making friends and influencing people... And while I am still breathing and your still breathing, your eternal destination may change.

2007-08-06 00:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Abbasangel 5 · 0 1

I think this is a very rude question. I am NOT like this at all. I never have told anyone or threatened anyone that they are going to hell. An when I go fishing I bate the hook and wait for a bite.

2007-08-05 23:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by Love not hate 5 · 2 1

You have some funny ideas about Christians - were you stung by one? Personally I don't go fishing for converts and use words only when necessary!

2007-08-05 23:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by curiouscanadian 6 · 4 1

When Atheists go fishing, do you guys convince the fish that they're being deceived by not taking the bait?




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2007-08-05 23:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by Quailman 6 · 3 2

It is not a threat, it is a promise....and it is not our words, it is God's word. Is this the promise you mean?

"So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever and take out the wicked from among the just. And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth." Matthew 13:49-50

2007-08-05 23:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1 2

Uh, no....I don't go fishing for converts. I'm open about my Christianity, but do not force it on people.

2007-08-05 23:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by Suzanne G 2 · 5 0

When you have nothing to say pratice saying it. Do you have nothing but bitterness to spread? You make a lame joke That is somehow going to have me think" Gosh those years of study and diligence were for nothing Her quip Has enlightened me" But theat is right you don't ever think we Christians are able to think and only deserve your derision,. Why don't you spend some time learning what we think instead of wasting your time on weak verbal slams?

2007-08-05 23:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by David F 5 · 1 2

Do you take a stupid pill everyday now, or just every other day as you used to? You talk about hell all the time, you must be really, really afraid that you are wrong.

Btw, are you 13 yet? Or still 12?

2007-08-05 23:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

I don't go fishing, be it actual fish or converts.

2007-08-05 23:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by pamiekins 4 · 2 1

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