SPAGHETTI......
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay
her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would a lso provide child
support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti"
on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife
said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give
it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card,
turned white and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without!
Request bread...
2007-08-05 15:07:41 · 14 answers · asked by Josh S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha good one!
2007-08-05 15:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny star 4 u is on its way!!!
gd one!!
do u like this one?
Penguins Go to the Zoo
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today
2007-08-06 03:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by J. S. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 11:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny I star u for ure joke
2007-08-05 15:11:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was slow on the draw, had to read it a couple of times. Heh... funny. A star.
2007-08-05 15:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by marmicaben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-05 15:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked that one. This deserves my star. Keep posting. I really like ones like this.
2007-08-05 16:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by Argent 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats great!! Here's a star for you :).
2007-08-05 15:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL here's a star! and my two points
2007-08-05 15:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♫HiKaRu_ShiDoU♫♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a funny one!!! keep it up! here's a star for you!
2007-08-05 16:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by Lizard_Luver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it once be4 but it is still funny!
2007-08-05 15:21:32 · answer #11 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋