How can I solve this dilemma?
2007-08-05 14:29:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seriously, Squirrel? I do make some awesome ones, and I now of noone else who uses my trick, except for my family - learned it from my dad :) But I still do the seasoning better than my brothers and sisters. Take that, Avatard!! Lol!
Too bad we don't live near each other.... :(
2007-08-05 14:38:05 · update #1
I LOVE STUFFED PEPPERS.
Are you sure you didn't make those with rodents in mind?
2007-08-05 14:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
There is a parable in the New Testament that tells a story about a man who is waiting to serve the Lord dinner, he has it all prepared, his house is in order and he waits impatiently for the Lord to arrive... there are three unwanted guests that show up at his door one at a time, begging for food, water, etc. and he turns each one of them away. He is still waiting for the Lord to come for dinner and it is getting late! Finally He arrives and speaks to the man, who is obviously distraught with the late hour of the Lord's arrival... The Lord tells him that he was there, three times earlier that day and was turned away at each approach! When the man asks how that is possible, the Lord replies, "inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me" ... So, feed your famous stuffed peppers to someone in need, and you will be showing love for your fellow man and service to the Lord at the same time!
2007-08-05 21:55:00 · answer #2 · answered by MaggieO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a pure lover of God. He is enjoying with God more pleasure than all the pleasures on earth. He doesn't need to taste your stuffed peppers.
BUT he loves love. And the Fact that you want to offer him your love through a lovely stuffed pepper, then Jesus and God will accept THAT love.
God invented stuffed peppers and planted the recipe in the brain. Don't worry, He knows what it tastes like and He certainly accepts your loving gesture .
For one moment just do an experiment with me....and bare with me....
Just meditate!!
Close your eyes and IMAGINE that you are offering your famous stuffed peppers to God and He is relishing every bite, He can taste the moods and devotion that you put into your peppers. FEEL your heart welling up with Joy! Let your tears well up in your eyes as you make this lovely prayer.
God is not of this world, His body is spiritual. So He can eat with His eyes and He can see and taste everything!
AFTERWARDS take the remnants and you will experience so much purification and joy.
This is a simple process of offering ones food to God. In Vedic Sastra the remnants of God is called PRASADAM. This literally means mercy.
2007-08-05 21:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by superlativemoon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I suggest Jesus Gomez. He'll cut your lawn too. He lives just off 17th So. over there by Raging Waters, I'll get his number from Delores.
2007-08-05 21:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make them everyday and he will come like a thief in the night.
Oh darn, "in a handbasket â¢" has a similar answer, oh well.
2007-08-05 21:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by lilith 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, he comes like a thief in the night, so leave them out on the counter.
2007-08-05 21:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Flash freeze then reheat when He comes for dinner.
Get A Grip
2007-08-05 21:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about Jesus Gomez?
2007-08-05 21:35:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He can't eat your food if you don't keep a kosher kitchen. He's Jewish. Don't expect him at all. Dilemma solved.
2007-08-05 21:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by gelfling 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you could leave them out like cookies for Santa.
2007-08-05 21:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Probably around midnight, unless he gets delayed or hung up in traffic.
2007-08-05 21:34:54 · answer #11 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋