It was very late at night when Jim Jnr pulled up at the only hotel in town and asked for a room.
"I'm sorry, sir, all the rooms are taken, there's a county fair here tomorrow."
Horrified at the thought of having to travel further, Jim pleaded with the man for somewhere to stay.
"Well..." said the owner, "we do have a spare bed but it means you'll have to share a twin room with one of our local residents and he snores so badly you'll never get any sleep."
"Don't worry, I'll sort it," said Jim and off to the room he went.
Next morning Jim came down to pay his bill, looking well rested.
"Everything alright, sir, you weren't disturbed too much?"
"Oh no, not at all. Before I went to sleep, I went over to the other man who was still awake, gave him a kiss on the forehead and wished him, "Pleasant dreams darling." and he stayed awake all night watching me!"
2007-08-05 12:02:03 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clever clever
2007-08-05 12:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A. How did the owner know the local resident snored?
B. How did the owner know whether the local resident minded his room being shared?
C. How did the owner know the spare bed was empty?
D. Why was the owner so interested in what sort of night Jim Jnr had?
I think this joke needs analysing further!!!
2007-08-13 11:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by jack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do some research, what are his ex's like? Watch this movie "Two Can Play" starring Vivica Fox. There is also a great book called "Why Men Love Bitches." Not sure your age but any chic can get a guy, the trick is keeping him and the only way to do that is to let him chase you until you catch him! Good Luck
2016-05-19 13:06:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 10/10
2007-08-13 11:11:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor man just got dissed!
Star 4 U again!
2007-08-07 01:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
We need more good humour on this site, keep up the good work.
You get a star from me.
2007-08-13 09:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by Dr David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao 10/10
2007-08-13 07:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, must remember that idea if ever I find myself in the same position.
2007-08-05 14:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jim 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha, very good, a star for you
2007-08-12 00:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by June S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrong again
how do these stories get twisted
i kissed him on the lips
2007-08-12 10:29:04 · answer #10 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋