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Who wants to be my cuddle buddy?

I decided that I need a nap and I am in dire need of a cuddle buddy. The requirements are: male, doesnt mind sleeping on their back for 3 hours, doesnt mind me mumbling in my sleep.

No pay, but free cookies. This is a very religious matter to me because i only post in R&S.

P.S. I sleep with a Roasry, dont break it or Ill beat you.

2007-08-05 10:47:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

I will be your cuddle buddy, i mumble in my sleep we might even start a conversation, i sleep on my back any ways. Deal?

EDIT: I gave everyone thumbs down.

2007-08-05 10:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

Okay, you've got a deal, but I get to chose the cookies. Oh yeah, if I accidentally roll over and break your Rosary, beat me gently.

2007-08-05 18:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Bah, you lost out here only because I lack the required appendage.

I'm a good cuddler too.

x

(And I mean cuddles, that means one of you out there needs to get your mind out of the sewer, and put that thumb right back where it was. Tsk)

2007-08-05 17:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

How about me? I know I'm a bit clammy, being a dolphin n'all, but I'm great to cuddle with. I promise I won't bring the cow.

2007-08-05 17:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3 1

I would gladly sleep with you, but at the moment I'm very busy flogging bull frogs. Call me later

2007-08-05 17:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Get my cookies ? can't beat that with a stick (unless that's
your thing)

2007-08-05 17:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I must warn you, I sound like Richard Dawkins.

2007-08-05 17:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 1 1

If only I still lived in Pittsburgh.

2007-08-05 17:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

if this is serious.sounds to me like your lonely for male commpassion.you miss your daddy or your daddy was abusive to you and you feel cheated.if you cuddle with a male the male will want you for more than just cuddling.call your daddy if you can and cry and get past this.if he is dead then you have a heavenly father that loves you more than you know,with an agapy love, not a eros love.

2007-08-05 18:05:14 · answer #9 · answered by ronbo 7 · 0 5

I can do that, but once I settle down don't try and move me.

2007-08-05 17:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 3 0

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