Start a Church of the Divine Chuckle. Two can play at that game. Only ask for a 5% tithe, and already you'll have a competitive incentive for the flock of converts that are sure to beat a path to your portals. Poor humorless sods will find your Epistles to Dippey and Sermons on Sarcasm delightful, just what they needed.
2007-08-05 11:50:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Whatever empire you build, I wouldn't use Yahoo as your foundation! Think about it: How would you feel if your business venture was gaining speed and momentum... people were taking notice... the money's pouring in...
...and your account, by the way, just got suspended. Or worse yet, deleted!
Cats are supposed to have nine lives... but you're a squirrel, man! You're on your second life! Think about the future!
2007-08-05 10:41:22
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answered by writersblock73 6
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i think of you're very tallented and an excellant joker!!! if truth be told there are approximately 3-4 funsters online here.. even nevertheless you dont choose scores..My relatives and that i think of you're by means of a techniques the terrific for side splitting, fall off the chair, absolute wizzers. that's no exception
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answered by Anonymous
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Joke books?
2007-08-05 10:30:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Go to open mic night at your local comedy club.
2007-08-05 10:32:02
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answered by Purdey EP 7
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Start your own internet-based religion that involves people sending you money.
The joke would be on your followers.
2007-08-05 10:30:41
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answered by extton 5
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Bad Squirrel - we don't work for profit.
2007-08-05 10:45:36
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answered by Devolution 5
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Atheism - non-profit religion :(
2007-08-05 10:33:41
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answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7
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Be a younger Lewis Black.
2007-08-05 10:46:41
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answered by Anonymous
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