"He was a kind man, when sober. He was generous, when he passed out we could steal his money. He treated all 9 of his wives with respect; by divorcing them. He taught us well; like when we learned butter can heal a bruise. He gave us shelter, in little boxes by the garbage can outside. He will be missed, by the debt collectors. Let us now bow our heads in memory of him. Dear Lord, we thank you for taking him away from this Earth, and please let Lucifer treat him with the dignity he deserves. Amen"
Is that a good speech for my father, or should I work on it?
2007-08-05 10:12:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I don't know. Maybe you should ask your pregnant wife and Japanese model girlfriend. Don't forget to do it before you enter high school. :|
2007-08-05 10:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by Alana 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Curious to know if he was that bad, why even go to the funeral, let alone deliver the eulogy?
2007-08-05 17:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by Michael H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is it true? Is it from the heart? If so, I'm sorry for you, and it's a great eulogy.
2007-08-05 17:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by justanotherone 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how sad even if he was a mess up give him at least a couple nice words. my mom wasnt there for me. But we didnt diss her at her own funeral..........seems like you need some growing up to do.or a therapist to talk too........sorry for youre loss.BUt change it seriously
2007-08-05 17:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by miz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Are you serious? Maybe you should work on it. Later. We're all still waiting on breakfast.
2007-08-05 17:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by mattz_grrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
( o _ 0 ) Makes me wonder what your son or daughter will say about you once you're dead and gone?
2007-08-05 17:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by Kooties 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be glad to hunt you down and finish it....
2007-08-05 17:16:33 · answer #7 · answered by 2sexxxy32 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋