AFLAAC!!
2007-08-05 09:52:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WHAT!!! Duckys don't go to Heaven? WHAT!! *cries* I'll never see my mama again.
2007-08-05 09:55:30 · update #1
Accept God as your Lord and Savior. You don't have to make monthly payments, like you do with AFLAC.
There is no deductible.
It pays 100% forever, and there are unlimited benefits.
2007-08-05 09:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Whose heaven does the ducky want to get into?
2007-08-05 09:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, it is not which you would be able to kill, rape, thieve as long as you repent, it incredibly is you could'VE interior the previous. yet as quickly as you already know that it incorrect and you bypass against your judgment of right and incorrect and do it, you're misusing the sacrifice of God. The Bible tells us to bypass against out judgment of right and incorrect is between the worst sins. So in case you think of you could sin considering you will properly be forgiven later, you're incorrect, considering you're no longer rather repentant (does that make experience? in case you have been repentant you does no longer do it interior the 1st place cos you sense undesirable) yet, on the different hand, in case you have sinned in you previous, and you sense repentant, you wont decide for do it returned and Jesus is ALL you opt for :o) Jesus sacrifice is so effectual, your WORST sins would properly be forgiven for unfastened :o) So sure, it is the reality, no longer basically Heaven, yet in addition God, all His angels and something of introduction waits for you in Heaven! can no longer wait top? :o) in basic terms bear in ideas, there's a distinction between premeditated sin and unwitten sins. make certain that once you settle for Christ which you stroll the stroll! :o)
2016-10-14 01:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ducky should be concentrating on his life here. Is Ducky depressed?
2007-08-05 10:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by harryb 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ducky should pray to God
2007-08-05 09:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some people use little rubber duckies as sex toys. ......and in some cases, heaven is only moments away, baby........
2007-08-05 10:00:05 · answer #6 · answered by Stew 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
(To the tune of Hokey Pokey)
You first repent your sins,
You cast the devil out,
You ask the good Lord in,
Praise His name and sing and shout.
You read your Holy Bible and He turns
your life around...
That's what He's all about.
Highway to Heaven Song
words by Emily Hufschmidt
Music by...whoever wrote the Hokey Pokey!
2007-08-05 09:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by rainbeauclown 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, Jesus taught that self sacrifice was the way. How do you feel about moo goo gai pan, with duck?
2007-08-05 09:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Same as anyone. Just say that you believe and you are sorry for any "sins" you may have committed.. No further action necessary.
2007-08-05 09:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is the only way to heaven
2007-08-05 09:56:00 · answer #10 · answered by ANGEL HORSE 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋