1. Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a Macintosh.
2. Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
3. Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
4. Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
5. Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
6. Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
7. Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard drive into 3.5 inch floppy.
8. Woody Allen virus: By-passes the mother board and turns on daughter card.
9. Joey Butafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
10. Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
11. Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
12. Dr. Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
13. Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
2007-08-05 08:44:06 · 19 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
14. ATT virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you great service you are getting.
15. MCI virus: Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the ATT virus.
16. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
17. Viagra virus: Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive
18. Then there is the Clinton PC. It has a six inch hard drive and no memory
2007-08-05 08:44:30 · update #1
Very nice, love the Clinton one,.
2007-08-05 09:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 10/10 and a star
2007-08-05 08:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats funny here comes a star
2007-08-05 08:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's it! You get a 10!
Still laughing . . .
2007-08-05 08:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Zeera 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great made me laugh
2007-08-05 08:50:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, thats great. Did you make this up? If you did you got talent :).
2007-08-05 08:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have a star. That is amazing. You are on a big roll there cos you have talent. Thanks for sharing.
2007-08-05 09:08:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL Loved it.
2007-08-05 09:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by wdh25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny...love the bill clinton one
2007-08-05 09:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you
2016-04-01 00:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋