Dumb husband
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A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
2007-08-05 07:52:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao funny but heard it before
2007-08-05 07:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha LOL. Liked this one, havent heard it before.
Have a star for giving me a wee chuckle.
2007-08-05 08:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny OK yes made me smile,chuckle,,laugh,, but not lol,,,
so, told you in my last answer one joke ago about stars,,
yes but i spose you still wont one don't you
yes thought as much
well,,,,,,,,,,,,
oh have one then
2007-08-05 10:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!! This time, it's a blond DUDE!
sweet...
2007-08-05 07:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by coconut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it have a star
2007-08-05 07:58:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is just hilllarious i love it heres a star for you
2007-08-05 07:56:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
f*cking great joke
2007-08-05 08:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by clover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, so funny, almost can't close my month!
2007-08-09 00:20:05 · answer #8 · answered by song c l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2007-08-05 10:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by secksie scoob;-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋