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You could check at the police station to see how many women they fined that day: traffic fines, parking fines, etc...

2007-08-05 08:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 1 0

Buy the 'Sport' newspaper. There is a whole page of what is termed 'massage'. There are phone numbers from all over UK. I would be suprised if there was not a number for MK in there, or at least Bletchley or Newport Pagnell.

I had an amazing oral sex job from a girl in Rochdale once who advertised in the 'Sport' and then after talking to her realised that we were in the same class at school nearly 15 years earlier! Small World Eh...?

2007-08-08 14:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

erm well i live in milton keynes and i suggest you, go clubbing up the city. (Thursday, friday or Saturday) How about mood, oceana, buddablue etc etc.

Oh and what about MIlton Keynes citizen, get yourself an escort.

oh and get a life, there are not (hopefully) that many women who will appreciate getting 'used' like that.
There's more to life than sex! trust me.

2007-08-05 14:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Bekka ♥ 4 · 0 0

Try Edna at the Sally Army even though she is over 60 she is suppose to be a raver.Better still go to bed and sleep it off you naughty boy.

2007-08-05 21:16:44 · answer #4 · answered by realdolby 5 · 0 0

Man do you want a hooker or what, get a life and do it the right way. Ask a woman out and if she will, which I highly doubt, treat her with respect and show her you care and maybe she will let you kiss her hand after a month.

2007-08-05 14:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by schneider2294@sbcglobal.net 6 · 2 0

lol. think you've missed the point of this forum. you won't "fined a women for the night" on this site.

2007-08-05 14:38:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yellow pages.

2007-08-05 15:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by galyamike 5 · 0 0

At the hospital

2007-08-05 14:36:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL! the entertainment section of your newspaper, she will bring a bouncer though.

2007-08-05 14:35:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

oh yeah.......they live in the walls there,get a sledge hammer,bash through, get your woman and you must autograph the wall or guess what ...no more woman.

2007-08-05 15:20:13 · answer #10 · answered by SoulKeeper 7 · 0 0

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