first-oe day a teacher was study testing the kids in her class with a bowl of lifesavers they replied red cherry,yellow lemon,green lime,orange orange,finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers and then asked them wat flavor theses are and she said let me give a clue your mom calls your dad sometimes one little girl answers OH MY GOD !!!THERE ASSHOLES!
a mother and her young son returned from grocery shopping and the boy opens the bag of animal crackers and spreads them all on the floor the mom asks her son wat r u doing the son answers the box says not to eat if seal is broken and i am looking for the seals
a mother was preparing pancake for her sons kevin 8 and ryan 3 the boys begin to argue about who gets the first pancake,thier mother saw a opportunity for a moral lesson and she says boys if jesus was sitting here he would say let my brother have the first pancake i can wait then kevin turns to ryan and says ryan you be jesus.
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2007-08-05 07:31:50 · 16 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a boy and his dad went on a trip to the beach when the dad id standing by a hut the son comes and drags him by the seashore where the a dead seagull was laying the dad replies he died and went to heaven the son answers did god throw him back?
a physician and her 4 year old daughter were driving to school when the mothers stethiscope was in the back seat the girl picked it up and strated to play with it the mother thought my daughter wants to be just like me when she grows up just then the daughter says welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order?
TEACHER-george washington chopped his dads cherry tree and admitted it she pointed to a boy and asked why do u think that the boy answers because washington had a ax in his hand
TEACHER-harold wat do u call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested harold answers a teacher
2007-08-05 07:39:38 · update #1
That was funny, Ash, you are so cool, you are the best Y!A user at present.
2007-08-05 08:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a spiritual "birth," meaning becoming a new person. It is our cultural language game for signifying that this person has changed, and the ritual that goes with it (water baptism) symbolizes a second birth. It is a public confirmation that this person has been made brand new. And snice we remain sinners even after this occurs, we are being born again all the time, as we admit our mistakes and attempt to correct them and do better. We are constantly becoming new. The great thing about this metaphor is that no matter how far you have gone down any other path, no matter how evil you have been, there is always hope in being made new.
2016-05-19 06:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by candi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first three were funny. I dont get the 4th one
and the last one.
2007-08-05 07:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st joke was new to me and I liked it. the other two jokes I've read too many times. Thank you!
2007-08-05 07:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they where all good jokes
p.s don't think I'm being purvey but is that you in your photo because if it is you look hot.
2007-08-05 08:00:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
looooool! thnx for the laugh!
2007-08-05 07:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by aseel_princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao funny
2007-08-05 07:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny where did u hear that??
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2007-08-05 08:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Bob K. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-05 07:36:03 · answer #9 · answered by a :] 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funy, thanks for sharing with us Ash. hope you having a great weekend. here is a star for you *
2007-08-05 08:59:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋