A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.
"How are you grandpa?" he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.
"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
2007-08-05 05:26:33 · 25 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao, that was good one.
2007-08-05 05:32:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!!!! So humorous! by no potential heard that one earlier. After analyzing I pictured all of this happening, style of like i replaced into exterior looking in via a window. old actual everyone seems to be so humorous...(wait, i'm 0.5 their age, oh nicely i assume I honestly have some years). * 4 u gram
2016-10-09 06:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by bjorne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he had a very high sex drive, i remember him going to the doctor complaining that he thought his wife was going off sex. the doctor asked him how old he was 81 he replied .and how old is your wife 79 he replied.when did you realise this asked the doctor, three times last night and twice this morning.
2007-08-05 07:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know alot of 85 yearold women who would take advantage of that ...lol xx
2007-08-05 05:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! That's cute!
2007-08-05 07:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little stiff that one, have a star!
2007-08-05 06:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ...thats funny..here's a star for you. You're the best.
2007-08-05 05:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-08-05 05:29:42 · answer #8 · answered by looneytoon783 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
its star time
2007-08-05 09:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!! still laffin!
2007-08-05 06:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋