The bus inspector was watching as the number 7 bus stopped outside the mall. A little old lady motioned to the bus driver. She grabbed her left breast and nodded, in response the bus driver grabbed his crotch and shook his head, then the old lady nodded and grabbed her butt and then waved. The inspector ran over to the bus driver and said "You're on report! I saw those obscene gestures you were making to that sweet old lady" The bus driver stammered "But you don't understand, I was responding to her!" The inspector said, "Look I don't care if she made obscene gestures at you first, you're on report!" The driver said "Look, the old lady is deaf, she asked me if my bus goes to the dairy, and I said no ma'am it goes to the ball park, and she said "Oh sh*t, I'm on the wrong bus!".
2007-08-05 05:25:46 · 6 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very clever! lol
2007-08-05 05:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer somewhat humorous, it handed off to me as quickly as I visited an old woman in well-being center, notwithstanding it replaced into chocolate brazils no longer peanuts. (or it were chocolate brazils, I have been given nude brazils)
2016-10-01 11:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever clever joke.
2007-08-05 06:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao smart bus driver
2007-08-05 06:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lool
2007-08-05 05:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by nunard4dub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,,
ball park,,
hahaha,,
2007-08-05 05:53:46 · answer #6 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋