You may think of it as funny ha-ha, but more than that it's funny in a creepy and sad sort of way.
Can it be that rational adults believe that?
The belief is creepy -- and the minds that hold it.
Question: If you ever believed it as an adult, what was it like?
2007-08-05 05:15:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Very funny.
Read Matthew 24 for the signs of his return .
All the signs show he already returned
2007-08-05 05:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by pestie58 the spider hunter 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am a rational adult, and I believe it. The gospel is foolishness to those that perish, but is everlasting life to those that believe.
What is really sad is those that don't take the time to really research the Bible, the prophecies made, and those that have been fulfilled, but insist in turning their backs on God. That is really sad.
Repent of your sins, an accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, or you will die in your sins and face an eternity in hell. That is truth. What you do with it is up to you.
Do you find that funny?
2007-08-05 12:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by HolyLamb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm still waiting for the Great Pumpkin to rise out of the pumpkin patch and fly around and give toys to all the good little girls and boys!
Yeah, it's a bizarre belief. They'll be waiting a long, long time.
2007-08-05 12:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not funny or creepy or sad. It's a spiritual path. I just wish they'd wait quietly so I can pursue my own spiritual path in peace.
2007-08-05 12:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by Todd T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I waiting on asteroid 2004 MN4 it going to kill us all on Friday the 13th, now that is creepy. But, I not worried, figure I will get to see Jesus then and not have to wait.
2007-08-05 12:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The belief is wonderful and and if you think its creepy and ha ha funny , why do you want to know what we think it feels like.Are you trying to decide if it's a feeling you want to know? You can , you know!
2007-08-05 12:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How is it creepy? Jesus inspires goodness and light. It would be worse if a demon from hell showed up.
2007-08-05 12:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by l2wh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you've gotten a few sad answers on here already. There's no end to it.
Like the answerer just above me who sounds like she is wishing Hell on you...
2007-08-05 14:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you for saying such a cruel thing.
I have decided to terminate your account, on behalf of the church folks. You are bad and you are insensitive.
2007-08-05 12:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by 2.71828182845904 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe he will retern but do not know when we all need to be ready to meet him as he may retern tonight or tomorrow and even if he does not we will meet him when we die which will come to us all unless he reterns before that.
2007-08-05 12:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋