Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, Some ------- has stolen our tent."
2007-08-05 03:47:18 · 28 answers · asked by freakokalam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
I've never heard that one before
good joke
It never even occurred to me that it didn't talk about the tent
because they would have had to get out of the tent
I'm an idiot too.
lol
2007-08-05 06:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ally 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Good one.
And there is Watson with all his knowledge, clever guy.
Obviously as for Holmes the tenth was more important.
Thank you that was actually good.
2007-08-05 10:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. You're right, it's not really funny, but I did kinda laugh. Good job. Star for you!
2007-08-05 11:20:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! (not funni enuf 4 a lol or a star, bt funni enuf 4 a single ha!)
2007-08-05 11:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple answers are always the best.
2007-08-05 11:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by No Stupidity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i was wonderin bout the tent while he was saying that.
good joke. i never heard it before
2007-08-05 10:51:33 · answer #6 · answered by lori 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha heard it b4 but still funny
2007-08-05 10:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Tanya P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!you made my day.today is not going so well for me,but it made me lagh.(ouch.my rib cages hurt)
a star for you!
2007-08-05 11:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by chocolate_bunny240 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-08-05 10:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by Applecrumble 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i posted that once still funny lol
2007-08-05 11:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋