Does anyone have a good catholic priest joke?

Answer 1

A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?" Edited to add: not a priest joke but in the same area........*A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Suzy declares, "I want to be a prostitute."

"What did you say?!" asks the nun, totally shocked.

"I said I want to be a prostitute," Suzy repeats.

"Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said 'a Protestant!'"

Answer 2

After his ordination, the young priest was sent to his first parish assignment.
He was told by the other priest that they were having a problem with getting the boys of the parish to attend mass and CCD classes.
Having been a wrestler while in college, the young priest decided that he would start a wrestling club hoping that it would raise an interest in the boys and lead to better attendance by them.
At the first meeting of the club, he asked if anyone knew anything about wrestling.
No one responded.
He told them that he was sure they knew more than they realized and that he thought they would be able to identify some wrestling holds.
Using the largest boy there to help, he wrapped one arm around his neck and shoulder and asked what the hold was called.
No one answered.
He said, "It's a half Nelson."
He then wrapped both of his arms around the boys shoulders while holdings the boys neck and asking what that hold was called.
No one answered.
The young priest said, "It's a full Nelson."
Next, the young priest applied a bear hug to the boy and asked what that hold was called.
One boy meekly answered, "Father Nelson?"

Answer 3

An old man from a far off land was once on the subway in NY, and he sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar. Having never seen a priest before, he asked, "Excuse me sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?" The priest became a bit flustered but politely answered, "I wear this collar because I am a Father." The old man thought for a second and responded, "Sir, I am also a Father, but I wear my collar front-ways. Why do you wear your collar differently?"

The priest thought for a minute and said, "Sir, I am the father for many." The old man quickly answered, "I too am the father of many. I have four sons, four daughters, and too many grandchildren to count. But I wear my collar like anyone else. Why do you wear it your way?"

The priest who was beginning to get exasperated thought and then blurted out, "Sir, I am the father for hundreds and hundreds of people." The old man from the far away country was taken aback and was silent for a long time. As he got up to leave the subway train, he leaned over to the priest and said, "Mister, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead."

Answer 4

3 priests were buying train tickets to Pittsburgh. The large breasted blond ticket sale lady was wearing a low cut shirt. The first priest ask for 3 tickets to Titsburg. The second priest pulled the first out of line and asked for 3 tickets to Titsville. The third priest pulled him from the line and asked for 3 tickets to Pittsburgh. "And I'll take my change in nipples and dimes."