A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are
blind
that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
lifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
2007-08-05 00:08:39 · 18 answers · asked by iowntheavenue 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Paris Hilton....NO I'VE NOT lol...you need to lighten up sweetheart
2007-08-05 01:09:48 · update #1
LOL! That was really funny! Here is a 10 and a star!
2007-08-05 05:08:06 · answer #1 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
severe-high quality one!!! action picture star for you! here is taken into consideration one of my favorites: a brunette became junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' back and back. a blonde is walking by utilising and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt be conscious of why she is doing this, yet she joins her using fact evidently relaxing. they the two leap on the tracks for a whilst, till they hear a practice coming. the brunette receives exited and starts off leaping larger and screaming louder, so the blonde does the comparable. the practice's tooting because it comes closer, and suitable till now it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of a thank you to secure practices. to place it short, the blonde, properly, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot back on the tracks, keeps leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-09 06:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by dawber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a fuuny joke lol he he he he he he lol im with 5 people and we all laughed out loud very funny 10/10 p.s my girlfriend is a blonde but ill still tell it to her
2007-08-05 00:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I myself am a 100% NATURAL blonde (i'm only 13 so no reason to color anyway) but tht was still pretty funny.
2007-08-05 00:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, you got that from a joke book didn't you. I've seen the same bar/blonde joke in a joke book
2007-08-05 00:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute. Don't mind Paris, I'm a blonde and found that pretty funny myself.
2007-08-05 06:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by Argent 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! thats so funny. I'm giving it a 10/10.
2007-08-05 01:12:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still think that the old just have to tell his joke.
2007-08-05 00:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of my all time favourite jokes.
2007-08-05 00:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by mumontherun 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's awesome! Brilliant! have a star
2007-08-05 01:49:03 · answer #10 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋