State cop: License and registration please
Man: I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?
State cop: I clocked you on radar doing 75mph.
Man: There must be some mistake, I was only going 65.
Wife: Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!
State cop: I'm also citing you for having a tail light out.
Man: But officer, I wasn't aware it was out.
Wife: Oh Harold, you know its been out for two months.
State cop: I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car.
Wife: Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Listen you dumb cow, shut your mouth!!!
State cop: Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: Only when he's drunk.......
2007-08-04 21:20:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
2007-08-04 21:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
hohohohohooo
goodgood!!!
do u like this one?
Hired Help
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''
The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''
2007-08-06 08:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by J. S. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-18 21:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by kathleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-08-04 21:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha thats like somethin gmy sister did. a cop pulled her over and my other sister said you need to give her 2 tickets one for speeding the other for being ugly!! haha but i love yours too!!!
2007-08-04 21:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by ♥DeLiCiOuS♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wahaha!!... That was funny!.. Actually, I have read a joke similar to that somewhere before. And plus, the joke "Zaid" put up in his answer is funny too!... :-P
2007-08-04 21:26:01 · answer #6 · answered by Suguna J 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! Hilarious
2007-08-04 21:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by Jules 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
andy and zaid hahaha... pure genius!
cmon werty y give it up i cant breath here
2007-08-08 12:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by lorrilou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....very good..keep 'em comin
2007-08-04 23:16:27 · answer #9 · answered by StarLight_Supernova 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaa haaa haaaa
2007-08-04 21:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by Applecrumble 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋