Thanks for putting (jesus) in parenthesis. I wasn't sure if you were talking about the Jesus judgement day or the Flying Spaghetti Monster judgement day. They're both nigh. Nigher than you think!
2007-08-04 20:34:05
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answered by ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 3
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I think it would be like it was at work on Thursday. The regional vice president came and had a meeting with the entire staff, and everyone left their work post and came to the meeting. So when we were there, she said our on-site executive was no longer with us, and someone saw him driving away in his car.
So maybe Jesus will call an 'all hands' staff meeting, and those who won't be around anymore will be announced as such by him or a regional vice president.
This would make sense, as then the planes won't fall out of the sky if pilots get relieved of their duties, etc.
Otherwise, I will file a complaint report with the 'open door policy' hotlineforhim causing so many disturbances.
2007-08-04 20:39:13
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answered by nora22000 7
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I honestly believe that no one knows anything about what will happen. They're going based upon words in a book handed down over the ages, altered and corrupted by mankind and a few movies to boot.
I also believe that many people that "think" they are christians will remain behind as well. Hypocrites and people that put to much stock in their pathetic churches than they do in their faith.
Take it from a person who has been judged far too often, and only by christians.
2007-08-04 20:43:26
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answered by tercentenary98 6
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You ARE allowed to question that...because you do not know. You are not suppossed to bother yourself with the end of times though....don't become obsessed with it...
Anyway, many people think the rapture will occur where all the Holy people will just *blink* dissapear. However when Jesus comes back it will be the most glorious site any human has seen...we will not be taken by suprise, we will know He has returned..
2007-08-04 20:38:22
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answered by Anonymous
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OSAS is heresy undeniable and straightforward. a lot of persons have confidence sooner or later, in basic terms to lose it the subsequent. 2 Peter: 3 is a appropriate occasion...Peter became preaching to Christians whilst he under pressure the desire to "stay unsleeping". The church teaches an economic device of salvation that necessitates stable works. whilst incredibly grace is freely given to all, as quickly as customary by using faith the believer earns sanctifying grace by using their meritorious stable works. If I declare Christ "as my very own Lord and Savior" and stay an entire life of sin or am selfish with my time, expertise and treasure, I in basic terms reject the gospel and grasp to the failings that moth and rust wreck. yet even this won't exclude me from the heavenly kingdom, for our God exudes the affection of a father and is often keen to forgive the contrite heart. final analysis concerning salvation, in basic terms God is familiar with who will or is incredibly no longer saved. Christians that declare to be saved can no longer demonstrate omniscience on the different subject be counted, even the weatherman might properly be incorrect approximately no be counted if or no longer it is going to rain tommorrow. Peace; DD
2016-10-09 06:13:25
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Muḥammad was born in Mecca (Arabic, Makkah), Saudi Arabia, about 570 C.E. His father, ‛Abd Allāh, died before Muḥammad’s birth. His mother, Āminah, died when he was about six years old. At that time the Arabs practiced a form of worship of Allāh that was centered in the Mecca valley, at the sacred site of the Ka‛bah, a simple cubelike building where a black meteorite was revered.
2007-08-04 21:15:38
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answered by conundrum 7
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What does washing dishes and driving a car have to do with judgement day?
2007-08-04 20:34:56
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answered by sendittojeff 6
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Probably mass chaos. Logically that would be a reason then for people to rally around a smooth talking peace maker politcal leader who would bring a solution to identity theft which will probably become rampant.
2007-08-04 20:36:56
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answered by theedge 3
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Peter writes that EVERYTHING WILL BE DESTROYED.
2Peter 3:7 BY GOD’S WORD THE HEAVENS AND EARTH OF TODAY ARE BEING RESERVED FOR FIRE. They are being kept for the day when God will judge. Then ungodly people will be destroyed.
8 Dear friends, here is one thing you must not forget. With the Lord a day is like a thousand years. And a thousand years are like a day.
9 The Lord is not slow to keep his promise. He is not slow in the way some people understand it. He is patient with you. He doesn’t want anyone to be destroyed. Instead, he wants all people to turn away from their sins.
10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. THE HEAVENS WILL DISAPPEAR WITH A ROAR. FIRE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEM. God will judge the earth and everything in it.
11 So everything will be destroyed. And what kind of people should you be? You should lead holy and godly lives.
12 Live like that as you look forward to the day of God. It will make the day come more quickly. ON THAT DAY FIRE WILL DESTROY THE HEAVENS. ITS HEAT WILL MELT EVERYTHING IN THEM.
In order for any Biblical interpretation of FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE to be VALID, it MUST NOT CONFLICT with CLEAR LANGUAGE of scripture. The pop-theology "rapture" conflicts with numerous passages like this one.
2007-08-04 20:34:33
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answered by Anonymous
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You'll never know that till you die
l mean judgement day comes to you when you die
tired of those things man
2007-08-04 20:36:00
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answered by Anonymous
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