Dear IT Support
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancé 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.
Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These later products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drain my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Any Ideas??
2007-08-04 18:59:01 · 16 answers · asked by maniac 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol read this one awhile back but it was a little different, still funny though
2007-08-04 19:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by 4Real 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-07 01:20:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not saying much about the argument itself, only about the situation and surroundings you were in. This makes it impossible to say what made him pissed off enough to "storm off". On thing for sure is that YOU hurt him. Face up to that and you will have made a huge step toward repairing your friendship. Until you do, your friendship is basically over. Look in the mirror and face the fact that you ended it.
2016-05-18 03:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you mean what do I think about it? It's funny. Got a little old after a while and I reduced to skimming...but the first couple of paragraphs were hilarious.
2007-08-04 19:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by blueJay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Thats good
2007-08-04 19:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by placid_acid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 long for a joke
2007-08-04 19:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by brownie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I've also seen the Husband software one, that was funny also!
2007-08-07 00:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's hilarious!
2007-08-04 19:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by Ang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
all the stereotypes nicely put in one joke...
HAHAHA it was funny
2007-08-04 20:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by vlyplyr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um......I thought this was supposed to be a joke...wasn't it.....{{gulp}}...hang on wife.2 is calling me...sigh....
(LOL! This is funny...and so appropriate for today!)
2007-08-04 19:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋