How you deal with neighbors who get very noisy during sex?

Question

You know the kind who act like they're making a porno or think they've invented the act? It can be very annoying when you're trying to sleep and have to work the next morning.

this is not a matter not having any "action" of my own. I have a man and things are great in that dept. it's a matter of consideration for neighbors

Answer 1

Tape them and play it back for them. I'm betting they will be embarrassed.

Answer 2

If its once in a blue moon, grit your teeth and ignore it... If its every night...and you only have neighbours on that side, stick the same most cockblocking (something that prevents someone from having sex) piece of music you can on at full blast with the speakers facing the wall EVERY SINGLE TIME IT HAPPENS. So they are aware you can hear them... The more amusing the song, the better. Reasonable tracks include: Chaccaron Maccaron (El Chombo) Chop Suey (system of a down) THIS IS SPARTA (300) Anything by the gregory brothers (especially bed intruder, or backing up) House of Fun (Madness) Anything by Andrew WK Good luck!

Answer 3

Get a piece of paper and a pen. Write a letter with the hand you don't write with. You can say Dear neighbors, your loud animal sex is keeping me up at night. I would appreciate it if you could keep the noise to a minimum. Either shut the windows or put a sock in it.
Signed,
Your neighbor.

Answer 4

I'm a man, it was that way in an apt I lived in 30 years ago, I invited the lady over for coffee one morning and told her that we could hear EVERYTHING through the wall. They moved the bed, and things were quieter after that. LOL

Answer 5

It sounds funny, but I agree with Kittie.(ONLY, if you are not ready to confront them to ask them to quiet down).

If you and your neighbor are renting, let your landlord know that there is yelling and loud noise during night. If both are owning the property, 1) either you have to confront them personally or 2)Like Kittie said, call cops on your neighbors. Let the cops know that there is loud noise and yelling from your neighbors house.

My humble suggestion is these two ideas, as you respect you and your neighbors ideas. But they are not responsible for their actions, seems like they're acting like irresponsible people(blinded by their ego) and not caring for the repercussion for their actions. They need to respect neighbors in a apartment living experience.
Hope this helps. Best of luck.

Answer 6

swap houses for a week..in your bedroom write "NO NOISE. NEIGHBORS ASLEEP!". When you go back to your hous, leave same message but with the words "DURING SEX" added after NOISE!!!

Answer 7

i leave a message on their answering machine asking them to turn down their speakers-my nearest neighbors are 100 yards through the woods...

Answer 8

Join in... start shouting stuff like - "yeah slap that a$$", "oh yeah you're her daddy", "ummgh yeah you gotta tight..." you get the idea. Wost case scenario it will end up in a threesome.

Answer 9

rent a porno and let it play full blast and then go out while it plays make sure they are home to listen!

Answer 10

I would keep a set of noise-reducer ear muffs nearby.

Answer 11

Are they really THAT loud?? I hate to say it... but I would listen to every bit and giggle and laugh... quietly. Maybe use it as "inspiration" hint-hint-if-ya-know-what-I- mean -hint-hint. If you're REALLY tired, you will eventually pass out.