A man lives a long, good, life and finally passes away. An angel greets him at the pearly gates and shows him around heaven. He stays at an inn with a never ending supply of cool water and good wholesome food. Soon he sees a new arrival with a biq bottle of gin and a gorgeous blonde lady on his arm. He complains to the angel, "I don't understand, I've always led a righteous life and avoided temptation, but I knew this man on earth and he was an unfaithful, drunk, swindler and he gets a beautiful woman and all the alcohol he can drink."
"Not all is as it seems," responds the angel, " the bottle has a hole in it and the blonde doesn't"
2007-08-04
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