Whoopi Goldberg was on a plane and the pilot comes on the speaker.."I'm afraid we've lost both engines, and the plane is going down, please take safety precautions" Immediately the passengers start screaming and crying, some start praying. other's get into the crash position... Whoopi takes off her panties spreads her legs and gets into her seat upside down. Joy Behar says "Whoopi, what the hell are you doing? we're about to crash?" Whoopi says "Honey I'm no fool, you know they always look for the BLACK BOX first!"
2007-08-04 14:25:19 · 7 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-04 14:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! didn't see that one coming.
2007-08-04 21:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by seadog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2007-08-04 21:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad,
2007-08-04 21:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2007-08-04 21:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2007-08-04 22:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by jayset 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-04 23:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by eBeth rocks!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋