This woman is a huge Beatles fan and decides one day to have the face of Paul McCartney and John Lennon tattooed on her inner thighs. The tattoo artist gets to work and puts John on her left thigh and Paul on her right. When she finally gets to see the tattoos she's horrified.
"These don't look anything like the Beatles, I want my money back!" she says.
"Well wait a minute," says the tattoo artist, " let's get a second opinion first."
The lady agrees and the first person they come accross is this drunk sitting on the curb. She goes up to him, lifts up her skirt and asks him if she recognizes who the two tattos are. He looks for a minute, then says, "Well I don't know who those two fellas on either side are, but that one in the middle with the beard and bad breath has to be Willie Nelson!"
2007-08-04 14:10:37 · 17 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Looks just like him, from what I can remember, its been a while...............Nuf Said
2007-08-04 14:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Elo Fudpucker 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-04 21:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That has to be the best one I have heared in a while, so funny. I have to tell this one to my sisters.
2007-08-04 21:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by NONAME 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA-HA-HA! That is hilarious! 10/10 you deserve to win a medal or something. wew! I'm still cracking up! Oh God! OMG! HA-HA-HA OK I'll shut up now. :)
2007-08-04 21:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the wording needs a little editing, but other than that its a good joke!
I sent it to my mother!
2007-08-04 21:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by The Flash One 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Willie loves his tuna sammiches!
2007-08-04 21:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaa wow stupid lady...
i like the beatles =]
and im 14
2007-08-04 21:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by LiLi =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty...but cool,, i will tell my pastor tomorrow-he'll like it...he's a Willy fan
2007-08-04 21:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so funny haha! you get a star!
2007-08-04 21:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by wdh25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO this was a great joke
2007-08-04 22:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by CNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋