I am a short fat guy with really bad BO, where is the best place for me to pick up a girl?

Answer 1

start of with putting on deodarant and that can solve your BO problem. secondly, be yourself and have lots of confidence in you. Then you can attract alot of girls anywhere you go! confidence is the key and don't be a jerk.

Answer 2

You're kidding, right? This is probably just a joke on your half, I am not saying this to give the typical stuck up answer, I am saying this bc it's important. A girl, first of all, isn't an object you "Pick up on" and even if a girl is easy, she has SOME respect for herself.

You are obviously not caring for yourself. You have no respect for your physical apperance, which isn't shallow to be concerned about, there are many health issues involved. You smell, so you don't have good hygiene on top of that, which means you don't give a sht about even respecting the presence of others. What would you think about kissing a girl that was just swimming in a pig stye? That's what you come off to be to people with regular maintenance. You probably don't even dress in a respectable way, so you aren't asking for anythign good to go your way. And the way you pose the question means you don't even want to have the abililty, intellect or charm necessary in respecting a girl, even if she is a one-night-stand. We aren't stupid. And don't ever, ever ask this question agian.

Ever seen "Hitch?" That guys short, and fat, but he's smart, and kind, successful and loving...he respects himself, and offers respect and dignity to others. I would date a guy like that in a heartbeat!! He wouldn't have been anywhere near his position if he didn't realize what's important in life, and that this life is your only opportunity. Why waste it with ignorance and selfish stubborness? You're a fool.

Answer 3

You need to take a course in something you find interesting. You will meet new people there. Join a gym and work on loosing some of the fat. Work on your personality by showing a personal interest in others.

Don't listen to people who say you should be going to a bar/club to pick up. That won't work unless you are tall and good looking so there is no point wasting your time in those places.

Answer 4

First of all before you even attempt picking up a girl get some deodorant. Take a nice shower and let loose with axe. Then hit the gym. Then talk to the ladies. Oh and make sure its in that order.

Answer 5

Well first off you need to take a shower, buy deodrant, and some men's cologne if your BO is still bad go see a dr cause as long as you have that you will not get a girl unless she smells like a skank.

Answer 6

shower, use deoderant and then go anywhere, like a bar or something, or just go to the gym, and meet girls there, atleast you hav an excuse for having BO .... hope you get a girl xxxxxxx

Answer 7

Work

Answer 8

It all depend on your attitude about making a better impression of yourself. You either stop be lazy and start exercising and start shopping for the right personal hygiene products and eating right. Your definition of girls to pick up sound no respects for them. If you want to notice, join a club where girls or women will respects you and start chasing you. Please pray for a godly women that dress in Proverbs 31.

Answer 9

ya umm if u know this u should know the ans. a good shower, some good deodorant, powder, maybe some cologne, weight ummm some don't care but damn bo deff, a no no.

Answer 10

Some place you sit down a lot and you're only seen from the neck up....

Oh yeah...the internet.

Fix your hair and make your face look as nice as it can (good lighting maybe?), get a web cam, and get on that internet!

Good luck with that...