I got it all figured out guys. 50 years ago, couple dudes got together and thought up ways they could destroy Christianity. Then one guy was like "yo, let’s make a fossil factory and hide them shits all over the Earth. The next generation of scientists will think it was evolution MUHAHAHAHA." These 3 geniuses started the atheist movement. I got you evolutionists figured out now. Wait till I release this to the press. Evolution will be no more.
2007-08-04 13:38:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So THAT was what those camouflaged people were doing in my back garden last night....should have known.
2007-08-04 13:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lacy, your use of CAPS is rude and concept-approximately yelling, do you think of the guy who talks the loudest is the single that is sturdy? Or do you basically rejoice with being rude? to boot, i presumed you have been finished with this communicate board...did you tell your god which you're rude and not actual on your word? Or is that basically a given? In all christian residences and church homes today, evolution isn't perfect and creationism is taught as actuality, to toddlers from while they're very youthful ( a kind of brainwashing). that's no marvel then that very nearly all christians have confidence in god and that the Bible is a historic e book of info. Evolution is taught to those who have a extra effectual ability for thinking for themselves and forming their own conclusions. Why is this conspiracy against evolution going on? is this the end results of the artwork of those that are so insecure that they experience the could desire to apply god and the Bible as their crutch? is this yet another sign of the tip of thinking for your self?
2016-11-11 06:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, falsifying geological records by fabricating fossils is practically a part time job for almost every atheist on the planet.
I think some of the creationists are starting to catch on though ... check out the Creation Museum ... we've been fabricating convincing fossils and geologic evidence for 150 years without pay and they charge believers almost $20 each to see plastic representations of history according to the Bible.
I'm calling the union on this one!
2007-08-04 13:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by Zarathustra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our fossil burying trips are where we get to meet and picnic. I've got a three-quarter oviraptor skeleton in the back of my car I have to get thirty feet into sandstone before dawn tomorrow. After that I've earned my right to a bit of social time!
2007-08-04 13:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Well you are almost there. It was more like 150 years ago. Us atheists have been making and hiding fossils ever since.
2007-08-04 13:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
People who say it wasn't 50 years ago don't know what they're talking about. They forgot about the special time machine we made as well.
2007-08-04 13:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by mattfromasia 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahahahaha!
Love it!
And the funniest part? Some creationists actually believe that's the way it happened!
LOL!
2007-08-04 13:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
Now go clean your room like mom told you to.
2007-08-04 13:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
50 years ago?
2007-08-04 13:41:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
evolution makes a lot more sense than your "we can't explain things so a wizard must've did it"
2007-08-04 13:42:34 · answer #10 · answered by Bouken SocratiCat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋