Holly Molly Heckerooni! My son Todd just used the F word! What do I do?

Question

You try and you try with the little ones but even the best shephard fails at times.
After prayer time last night and after I'd tucked them in, I heard Roddy and Toddy talking about who the 'Fudrucking Best NASCAR driver' was.
I mean Jeepers H. Crackers! What should I do?

Answer 1

Teach him how to use the word correctly & how to make a complete sentence using this special word.

Answer 2

The Bible talks of the necessity of Baptism. Jesus Christ left Jerusalem and found John the Baptist so that he could baptize him. Why travel such a distance? Why didn't Christ just baptize himself? Why didn't he have his Mom, neighbor, or goat do it? The answer: Authority. John the Baptist had the authority to baptize. I can drive a crown victoria and dress up like a cop. I can even pull you over and write you a ticked. However, that ticket means nothing because I don't have the authority to write the thing. So it goes with religion. You can't profess yourself to be a prophet of God. You're only a prophet if God chooses you and gives you the authority. You only have the authority to Baptize if you've been given that power by someone who has the authority to give you that power. Only two churches claim authority that I know of. The Catholics claim that they had it from the start. The Mormons claim that it was lost to the earth but later restored through Joseph Smith. For everyone else it's an awkward topic because they clearly don't have it. If the protestants broke off from the Catholics, then the Catholics, not the protestants, would have the authority. Authority does in fact matter.

Answer 3

Now Ned..I mean Churchy, explain that the f-bomb is not a good word to use because after a while it becomes a part of everyday conversation and can cost them a potential mate, a good job or whatever they may prioritize. And God does not like it.

But when they get older and become regulars at the TT bar, adult toy store and other like places, the f-bomb is all good.

Answer 4

I'd say to tell him the bible,make a good example,or find the source of the F word.

Answer 5

my grandma wouldve had a good remady the mouth washed out with a bar of soap. but do gooders say thats child abuse and have grandma arrested and the kid will keep on with a dirty mouth and jail time down the road because no one can make him mind

Answer 6

This looks like a job for the handyman's secret weapon, Duct Tape.

Answer 7

Yep, it's the end of the world as you know it... Like you never used the word in your life! Hypocrite...

Answer 8

Set a good example.

Answer 9

Talk to him first.If he continues woop his *** to show your not playing becuse when he turns into a teen he may curse in front of you if you don't woop his but.

Answer 10

Remember how if your parents catch you smoking they make you smoke the whole pack? Thats what you do.