A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
2007-08-04 12:19:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Disgusting, inappropriate, messed up, vulgur, dirty and wrong.
I like it starrs for you.
2007-08-05 06:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Dann 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-04 12:45:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,---but mine has never uttered a word about being outraged-------maybe he's just pouting.
2007-08-04 13:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea I heard that 1 before it's hilarious
2007-08-04 12:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I guess the guy's penis was mad!!
2007-08-04 12:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a good laugh
2007-08-04 12:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one
2007-08-04 12:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by Diablo69er 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL that was a good one
2007-08-04 15:01:00 · answer #8 · answered by wdh25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is neither funny nor decent. simply vulgar
2007-08-04 17:40:18 · answer #9 · answered by ramasamy l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was dirty but i didnt find it funny sorry!
2007-08-04 13:14:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋