Three young men are taking their final test to enter the Priesthood. Each are given a bell on a piece of string and instructed to tie the ned to their manhood. Once this was done the head Priest opened the door and a beautiful stripper named "Fiona" entered and began a very seductive dance. Not longer after it began Brother Francis began to weaken with her charms...
DING-A-LING-A LING!
The head Priest said "Francis, For Shame! You will NOT enter the Priesthood, I'm sorry now, go hit the showers!"
Fiona continued her seductive dance, and began to strip, and shook her ample breasts and Peter, Peter began to weaken ....
DING-A-LING-A-LING!
The head Priest said "Peter, you have failed, Join Francis in the showers!"
Fiona continued her dance, only Brother Michael remained, by now she was completely naked and giving the dance of her life, not a sound was heard from beneath Michael's robes. The head Priest was beaming. Frustrated Fiona left the room.
2007-08-04 11:55:08 · 18 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The head Priest said "Congratulations Michael, you've passed, You may now join Francis and Peter in the showers!"
DING-A-LING-A-LING!
2007-08-04 11:56:35 · update #1
Its a good joke. Don't worry what these other fools say
2007-08-04 12:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by Diablo69er 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-04 19:52:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats hilarious i thought it was going to have to do with fiona's name
2007-08-04 19:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew it! If only Michael had met a male stripper. Then there'd be so action.
2007-08-04 18:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by kagnomi 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why are you making fun of innocent priests who devote their lives to God and his message of salvation?
please, be mature
2007-08-04 19:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by aurora 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
michaels gay, so he cant be a priest, because that is against the catholic church.
2007-08-04 19:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one, new to me. Good job.
2007-08-04 19:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by raisedbycoyotes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! It was one of my favorite's. 10/10...
2007-08-04 19:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was the stupdedist joke ive ever heard
2007-08-04 18:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
omg lol
2007-08-04 23:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by eBeth rocks!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋