A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
2007-08-04 10:31:40 · 6 answers · asked by LiLi =] 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.
2007-08-04 10:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by hockeychic18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok what's with the Michael Jackson jokes this is the 5th i've read today not a fan but surely just leave the man oooooops let me rephrase that cut the dude some slack his just human it's not his fault he has a thing for little kids....................................................nah i'm just kidding nice joke
2007-08-07 23:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! wow, it still amazes me that he got off free of charges in court... well i suppose anything is possible if a poor black man can turn into a rich white woman!
2007-08-04 11:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by Aviana L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha
2007-08-04 10:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Funny! 10!
2007-08-04 13:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-04 10:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋