A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many
blackbirds are left?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"
The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question.
There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"
The teacher ponders the question ncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."
To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"
2007-08-04 10:22:15 · 19 answers · asked by LiLi =] 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a good joke, but someone already put it up here a few days ago.
2007-08-04 10:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♪BandMom♪♪ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hah! That must've been the way I was like when I was little.
2007-08-04 10:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-08-04 10:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would bite the cone.
2007-08-04 10:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by tammy p 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh...that is soooo wrong!
Funny though.
2007-08-04 10:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
positively hilarious, best joke i've heard all day!! LMAO
2007-08-04 10:28:37 · answer #6 · answered by sweeeetie ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! scandalous haha
2007-08-04 10:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2007-08-04 10:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as funny as you say, but its still funny. have a star* :)
2007-08-04 10:25:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah.. really funny :)
2007-08-04 10:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by Tina W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋