during a zombie attack?
I will name my team in a few
2007-08-04 09:05:27 · 23 answers · asked by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nathan...the WSIDR? Funny :)
2007-08-04 09:10:09 · update #1
Serafim, Patrick( you), Gazpacho, Bonsai Bobby, Kalgoorlie, Run James Run, Super Bobo, Zilla, Deke, Boar's Heart, Giovanni Jesus, Squirrel, DEPRESSED, Jyse, Loka, Thrice, Darth Cheney, VT Cheney, Kallan.
I need lots of people to protect my scrawny @$$!
Additions: I'm no girly man, I am no one, Thorgrim, Cat Eyes, Quella Bella, Starjumper, Ramjet, Uncle Wayne, Dr. G, Beano.
Edit: DECOY??? Uh-uh, no way! I'll hide behind the skirts of the nearest woman, toss people over to the zombies, promise myself to be Thorgrim's love slave so he'll protect me, whatever it takes! How could you people cruelly use me to save yourselves? *Tears of disillusionment*
2007-08-04 09:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 11⤊ 0⤋
"When theres no more room in hell - the dead will walk the earth"...Where did that bit of useless fluff come from? Wouldn't an all powerful and all knowing God know how big to make Hell in the first place? Or at least be powerful enough to "add a few rooms" as necessary? And what the alternative? An over crowded Hell? So? Wouldn't that just make it more Hellish? Silly question. But, then, "hell" is a silly concept to begin with.
2016-04-01 20:10:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were in defense mode, trying to survive a "zombie attack" I would choose the strong and the witty:
1. Jack B. (definite decoy material, his brains do look ever so delicious)
2. Super Bobo (good for a fight, even though he was an Army "leg")
3. Patrick the Carpathian (for obvious reasons, this guy is physically a freak show)
4. Then I'd fill in the ranks with intelligent, stalwart, manly men like: (My triumvirate think tank) Boar's Heart, Deke, and Giovanni; Michael B, I am no one, Bonsai Bobby, Gazpacho, Sean, I am no girly man, and Thorgrim.
On my reserve list I would have to place Darth Cheney (I'm scared to bring him with, after a couple of beers, he'd just end up shooting us all in the face), and Run James Run (anyone with the word "run" twice in their name can't be of much good in a fight, can they?)
There are no women on my survival list, as it would be my duty (and that of all my compatriots) to protect all of the beautiful R&S ladies to the death, from all of the "zombies" (I'm a male chauvinist pig, I know).
2007-08-04 18:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
who told you that Hell is having limited space...
Hell is expandable to include all humans and all the creatures of the Universe... So this should relieve you that dead will walk the earth... Never hope for that ... Rather care now how to save yourself from the Hell around you... pollution of warter, air , earth.. forest cut,, Noise pollution, polluted mind of young due to TV, Movie, polluted politics, religious hatred...
all is Hell within and without..
and do you think any Alive is walking the earth.. Only Dead ,, sensitivity Zombies are moving here and there to satisfy their lust ...
We have to save from these Zombies who are griping us.... tell me how we should do it... This is real one
2007-08-04 14:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by krishprud@yahoo.co.in_KISHORLAL 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gosh Golly, my old pal Ludd would be ready to cut off some zombie heads in a jiff-diddily-if!
2007-08-04 13:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bonsai Bobby, Mr. Ed, Deke, Run James Run, Rachel, Sister Zeal, HypnoPope how many can we have on our team?
2007-08-04 09:44:14 · answer #6 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I would try to save as many of you as possible!
Lightsabers are so handy during zombie attacks.
2007-08-04 22:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeeeeHAW!
RAMJET rarein' to go!
Roger
Over and out!
and also you Patrick... you are one stinky shoe!
Jack can certainly decoy for us, and James has got HIS back
we'll keep the kitty's in reserve......
Bonsai can stave off the zombies with appropriate jokes... thereby giving Jack a chance to apply more whitener to his teeth.... zombies can't stand bright light!
then of course, we've got the Vile Temptresses taking up the flanks.... flank STEAK that is!
OOOO the BBQ we'll have!!
LOL
:D
rawk!
2007-08-04 09:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
All the regs, but especially Patrick, cause he's all bulked up and can bash in heads easily.
2007-08-04 20:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wanna join the zombies!!
Uhhhhhhhhhhnggggggghhhhhh
They're coming to get you Barbara!!!
2007-08-04 09:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by hypno_toad1 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋