Believe me, I'm not making any of this up. I was getting one of those nice massages at this hotel. I had just eaten two tacos an hour before. I was so relaxed that I didn't even realize that I farted really loud while getting my massage. The massager kept sniffing and I saw his eyes water and he left me stranded there. Was this rude of him? He didn't charge me, by the way.
2007-08-04 07:40:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Geeze, I didn't fart on purpose.
2007-08-04 07:51:54 · update #1
I can't imagine why your massager made a run for the border. Seems like acceptable behavior to me. Go figure.
2007-08-04 07:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it was rude. The masseuse should have learned in massage school that people fart, its a fact of life. When they're massaging your muscles, everything loosens up and the farts just kinda slip out of your relaxed buttocks. They should be glad you farted, its a sign they were doing well. I fart all the time at the massage parlour, its jolly good fun.
2007-08-04 07:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, he didn't charge you.
Think about it. What would you do (honestly) if someone farted so bad that it made your eyes water? Would you honestly be able to stand there and keep breathing?
2007-08-04 16:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by missmuffin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was rude of you not to excuse yourself.
Its normal for gas to escape when you relax and have pressure placed in that area. Same stuff happens in Yoga class.
You probably made him sick with the stink and he had to leave.
2007-08-04 07:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by Te 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If the masseur had farted back and louder, that would have been a real cool rude.
2007-08-04 07:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by smartobees 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. He probably had to go out for some fresh air or to throw up.
2007-08-04 09:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea I think it is 2
2007-08-04 07:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, because he didnt charge you.
for god sakes next time use the bathroom before you get a massage, sicko
2007-08-04 07:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
well he didnt charge you and you farted probably near his face too. fair enough
2007-08-04 07:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by augustina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lara k. , if i give you a massage will you fart for me?
2007-08-04 12:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by iron chef 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋