I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my wifes mother up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbour, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough".
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My wifes mother is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
I bought my wifes mother a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in
2007-08-04 07:02:21 · 5 answers · asked by dead?_not_me 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you made these up???
you're quite the comedian!
and a STAR FOR YOUUU
2007-08-04 08:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by xhedgehogsrockx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st funny
2nd funnier
3rd ?
but cheers good effort
2007-08-04 14:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, the firt one is funny, second one - ehhh, third one - heh ?
2007-08-04 14:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by iDontCare 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome! LOL. I loved the first one best :)
2007-08-04 14:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by karategirl18 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get mierda!
2007-08-04 14:14:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋