theres no room for my shaving stuff, and my CD rack has been taken over with rainforrest music, and My nano pod you cant scrub it cuz it only synchronizes her collection aswell?
she even got me white cotton bed sheets to replace my Fantastic four ...well that one was a bit used, granted.
and guess what she's placed on my coffee table to replace my cactus....a f-cking bowel of pebbles!..Pebbles?
she wears lenses and has turned the bathroom into a little laboratory,
Im eating grass and rice cakes that taste like the box. When does it stop ...guys help me here im sinking..?
2007-08-04 06:07:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Have your buddies over for beer and poker, do Wild Turkey shots and watch Rio Bravo, Die Hard, and High Plains Drifter night and day, buy power tools, get a pickup truck, and MAYBE your nads will pop back out.
2007-08-04 06:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by gunplumber_462 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAH omg, that is weird. who puts a bowl of pebbles on a table? last i checked pebbles go on the ground. the sheets is kind of nice, i can agree with that. candles tho?
how bout you clean out a designated closet just for her, where she can put all her crap. that way you don't have to deal with it lying all over the place. just let her keep her glasses and contacts in the bathroom, the **** doesn't take up that much space. rainforest music belongs in her closet. i would be so embarrassed if anyone found that in MY cd rack.
2007-08-04 13:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was married for a long time, and candles weren't that much of a problem. But in every relationship I've ever been in, drying underwear and pantyhose did take over the bathroom.
And, when my current GF moved in, she brought so many boxes of stuff that wouldn't fit into the storage locker she rented that I can't get deep enough into the pantry\closet to hang up my clothes.
Just be grateful that yours is leaving you enough room to take a deep breath.
2007-08-04 14:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
be strong, brother, be strong!
don't let candles and other girlie stuff end your marriage .
you must understand that when you signed the marriage contract, complete surrender of your naturally masculine preferences were destined to happen! (unless there were prenuptial agreements stating that candles should be kept out of the house for fear your wife would get mad at you one day and commit arson).
about the grass you're eating, i hope your wife is not planning to turn the dining area into a horse stable anytime soon. remind her that as much as your sexual prowess is comparable to that of an Italian stallion, you're genetically not a horse which she should feed with grass instead of steak, unless you're planning to go vegan.
lastly, let her have her way with the pebbles. as long as she's not using it to substitute green peas while cooking, you can stay happily married.
good luck!!!
2007-08-04 13:36:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you two don't have very much in common. it is very typical for a girl to do a little of her own decorating, but she should still let you have the stuff that previously existed before she moved in. it seems that you two have very different tastes in food, home decor, etc. and after being together for a while eventually you will get annoyed and the relationship will go to hell. you should try talking to her about some stuff and let her know what is and isn't acceptable. if she doesn't want to agree with it you might want to move on.
2007-08-04 13:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by girlygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your beat man thats life im not there yet but i grew up with 3 sisters so you can only imagine i believe the pebbles too its not going to stop until after everything you own is good to her liking and when that happens it starts all over and she gets new ideas for everything so good look and just get used to it
2007-08-04 13:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by sal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is doing all this because she cares about you.
Rain-forest sounds are relaxing
You cannot stab yourself with a pebble
The food ... it's good for you
Suck it up solider, if you like the girl you have to put up with the paraphernalia.
2007-08-04 13:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by andijxo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, i'm sorry for you. she's one of these fake sensitive girls that are so sweet but in the end the men finds himself that he is trapped from all sides; she has one plan, to re-hab you and marry you. you gotta stand up for yourself and claim your territory. why do you eat that crap? fix yourself a steak and get a beer. where is your animal instinct? shame on you.
2007-08-04 13:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by sarah kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok...I just wanted to say that not all girls are like that. Its never gonna stop, thats her personal taste.
2007-08-04 13:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Gabbie ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seems like she likes her womanly feel!! you're a guy, you tell me! i mean, yoiu moved in with her, you either have to accept her ways, or you can learn to tellher to respect your ways! simple as that really...
2007-08-04 13:13:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋