why did the chicken cross the road....
IF THERE's a CHURCH on the other side??
2007-08-04 05:05:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like Buddha's answer:
"If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature."
Bok-bok-bok-bok-bok!
2007-08-04 06:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is the second chicken crossing the road question today. Is this why did the chicken cross the road month?
2007-08-04 05:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm trying to get the image of the chicken making the sign of the cross on the road out of my head. Thanks...
2007-08-04 05:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That it's Church's Fried Chicken and the chicken's about to make a martyr of him/herself.
2007-08-04 05:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by gehme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prove to me there is a chicken.
2007-08-04 05:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by Beth H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chicken was tired of the fowl life he had been leading.
2007-08-04 10:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=70642747&albumID=0&imageID=1530126
I'm not that good at this, but if what I think is going to happen is that this link will take you to a funny pic of this chicken. If it doesn't work, sorry.
2007-08-04 05:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assume he was excommunicated from the one one his side of the road. [He probably quoted some scripture and was declared a heretic.]
2007-08-04 10:03:39 · answer #8 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
...because he was on his way to drop off all the Easter Eggs?
2007-08-04 05:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by mahoganychik@yahoo.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋