A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her."
The clerk replies "Anything?"
"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants."
She does. "Take it out", says the clerk."
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..."
She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
2007-08-04 05:04:32 · 13 answers · asked by wdh25 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, that was funny! I just kinda woke up and this is one of the first laughs this morning. It was hilarious! Loved it...!.. lol
2007-08-04 05:21:31 · answer #1 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! I'm sorry that joke was maddd funny! I always tell Blonde jokes to my sister cause shes blonde. lolz
2007-08-04 12:07:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, made me laugh and seen as I'm in a bad mood its definitely worth a star.
2007-08-04 12:11:09 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've got one:
â A blonde girl walks into a bar & says, "I haven't showered in a week."
2007-08-04 12:07:48 · answer #4 · answered by JERSEY BOY ♠♥♦♣ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmao. Hilarious!
2007-08-04 12:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by bballgurlis 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
2007-08-04 12:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by mspooh162002 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one before. lol
2007-08-04 12:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by sweeeetie ;) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is great. LOL
2007-08-04 12:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Candi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I can see that, too.
2007-08-04 12:08:17 · answer #9 · answered by !~"Fish On"~! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pmsl! thts legendary!!!!!!! I luv it
2007-08-04 12:33:07 · answer #10 · answered by LinnLovestruck<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋