If evolution is true...?

Question

Then why don't rocks have wings?

Any more proof out there? I want to show science how dumb and dishonest it is.

(I know science is just a Godless religion, but any evidence helps)

OK I can't bear it,sarcasmwent over toomany heads and I'm already looking bad for it... ;-)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ak515pes.h7WbQgFjZSWxfPsy6IX?qid=20070804073126AAF2x9g&show=7#profile-info-qAsYzAkaaa

There's the original Q&A with the rock quote.

C'mon fellas....

Ouch, Nick V, please refrain from calling a lady 'dear', or 'darling', it does sound patronizing and makes you look slightly foolish considering this was a joke.

Do you talk to all the laydeez in such manly tones...

Proving once again that evolution is...sssssslssssowwww.......sooo sloooooowwwwwww. that men are just waking up from having monkey-breath ;-)

JOKE!

Answer 1

if evolution is true why did we stop changing ,why did not we change to another creature, could those who still believe in evolution predict for us what will humans convert to after 100,000 yrs?
and when will the monkeys present nowadays convert to humans?

Answer 2

Hmmm, I don't think a rock has ever needed to fly... how wierd would that be...

Either way, the argument between evolution and creation is stupid. Over the years, I've read and watched hundreds of things. I've concluded that both are pretty much bogus. Creation is physically impossible. Stuff doesn't just appear in thin air. Evolution is too complex, and there isn't really any proof that it has ever occured.

So what's the answer? Who cares. Will it honestly affect your life if you find out that your ancestors were plankton? Will it honestly matter if it turns out God poofed us into existence? No, because either way, you're here, and that's the way it'll stay.

As for the Science being a Godless Religion... You could be right, but you're probably wrong. Think about this. We are here. Living on Earth, like we have been for thousands of years. Where it all came from it doesn't matter. The laws of physics have existed the whole time. This means that if a God created the universe, he created the science as well. So by using science, you're using God's creation. I guess it's up to you to decide from there.

Answer 3

Rocks. With wings. Yes dear.

Taking the medecine?

Good dear. Wouldn't want to upset you.

The earth has been here 100 million years. People have been here about 200,000 years. There might have been, about 2000 years ago, a guy named Jesus, nice guy, long hair, sandels, hippy type guy wanting everyone to share and love each other and the forgive each other and whatnot.

He was real popular.

Then, we made plastic. All the Earth ever really wanted from humans was for us to invent plastic, and then leave it everywhere. Now that we've done that, we must evolve and move on into extinction.

For some reason, the planet just wanted plastic, didn't have any, and needed humans to invent it and cast it about.

That's the answer the "Why are we here". It was the plastic. We can go now. You too.

Then the earth will be alone, and if it wants, it can put wings on rocks. For whatever reason that might make sense in your universe dear. More tea? How's that Prozac kicking in?

That all makes about as much sense as, oh, say, you evolving without frontal lobes, doesn't it darling?

You are so smart. I'm gonna vote for YOU for president. You'll be better than what we have now.

Time for your Zoloft!

Answer 4

Your ignorance and arrogance is amazing!

Please, before you spout off about a subject the likes of which you obviously have no knowledge of, please, read Charles Darwin's "The Origin of the Species", take a science course or two (like biology and geology), take a logic course and an introduction to philosophy, etc., put your sadly unused brain into gear (hopefully "forward") and , at least , try to think.

The only thing which you have successfully demonstrated is "dumb and dishonest" is yourself.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

May it all be well with you and may you reach enlightenment in this lifetime for the good of all.

Answer 5

I look at how ppl try to explain the creation of the Universe by something as funny, stupid and ignorant of the realities such as the the theory of evolution, I roflmao.

I hope those evolution theory dumb asses live as long enough till artificial intelligence is made and perfected to see machines, cars and all rolling on their own, making their own decision, and thinking as humans do - that is not entirely science fiction... it will happen and is going to - only perfection will take some time. Then I want those dumb idiots to see how a car would look at a truck and explain their race that they evolved from the truck - because they have similarities, that they share the same engine system, control system and all. They would say, with time the cart evolved by its own and became a chariot, then it evolved by itself and became the car and etc. etc... then even funnier, they might say that some of them ventured off on their own into the skies and became airoplanes!!!! If we humans are their to witness them thinking and talking like that, we know we would all rofl'our'ao!!!!

Creation can be explained as God's object oriented approach at programming the whole thing, it creation can be compared to programming. There are classes - some very basic, that are used throughout the program, and because of that they share some similar characteristics. But if one dumb part of the code say that it was an automatic process, forgetting the important programmer who really did the job (in this case Almighty God, the creator *** programmer) - if you are having even a very low IQ I think you do get my point.

You evolutionists, you can waste your time. You are the motorbikes and the cars who think they became that way on their own. And I don't have to explain the stupidity of that claim to you.

I rest my case.

Answer 6

if evolution is real. Why don't we see any apes giving birth to humanoid babies. Why don't we have some babies that are 'throw-backs' to the apes. Why is there fossils that have both dinosaurs and human footprints in the rocks? Why did the Bible say there was a flood and scientists argued that there wasn't and then finally scientists found out that there was. Why do we agree that the earth was one continent? Proves the Tower of Babel. There is a new Creation museum in Canada.

Answer 7

Because rocks are not living organisms and, therefore, do not evolve.

Evolution is the theory which proposes that one species of life evolves into another.

P.S. I am both a Christian and a scientist. Science is only a religion to those who take the things of science on faith.

Jim, Christian, B.S. in Physics, John Carroll University

Answer 8

There is a third option that the creationism vs evolution debate misses: living beings evolve.

Think about humanity. Democracy is a few hundred years old. We evolved in our thinking and learned a better way.

There is no doubt that life was intentional, but completely discounting evolution misses a big point.

Answer 9

Why would rocks have wings.They aren't alive.Did you know that simple fact.Evolution deals with living things.Did you know THAT simple fact.And YOU were going to show science what?Do you have any,even a basic,elementary idea of what TOE is?Obviously not.
Hint:If you want to show how stupid something is,make sure you have the tiniest little shred of knowledge about it so you don't end up looking like what you intended to show "science" was

Answer 10

"If evolution is true...? Then why don't rocks have wings?"

because that has nothing to do with evolution?

"Any more proof out there"

Mountains. Start here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence_of_evolution

"I know science is just a Godless religion"

Too bad religion is not science with a god. Rather it's all god and no science.

Answer 11

Why would rocks NEED wings?Science is no dumber than the idea that some invisible mythical being controls the entire universe. At least science can be proven.