Kev and Kate where walking up the mountains in Austria it was a cold day and it turned out kev had forgot the sandwiches at the hut, then instead of pulling out sandwiches from the bag he pulled out.................
2007-08-04 00:26:04 · 19 answers · asked by ωєℓѕн 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a block of cheese and due to the cold conditions, grated it on his scrotum and whipped up a pizza
Do i get 10 points?
2007-08-04 00:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
A very old pair of socks, which was brilliant because Kates feet were freezing!!
They then walked back to the hut as it was only 1/4 mile away to get the sandwiches. When they got to the hut an old grizzly bear was eating them! So they decided to go to Mcdonalds which was about half way up the hill.
Kev had a cheeseburger and Kate ate a nice healthy salad.
2007-08-04 00:36:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
packed tissues which was of no use to them. they wanted to go back to the hut since they were getting hungry however it was getting dark and they decided to stay instead since a greater possibility of them being lost will be with roaming or trying to go back to the cottage. It was a long night and so began a terrible experience for kev and kate. Growls and whispers of the wind were heard. The trees dancing as if they were alive. Kev and kate were terribly frightened. They put up a tent and then they stayed in. A shadow came passing of huge vicious beast. It may be a bear. It may be a lion. It may be a tiger or it may even be hayeena.... they couldn't think of any other possibilities and all that kate could hear was growling and the future sense of screaming souls for help. after a terrible experience, kate fell asleep leaving kev awake. but there was the shadow again. Kev wanted to get to the bottom of it.. he went out deep into the woods.
Next day, Kate woke up without kev by her side. She didn't mind since she thought kev just went to get the sandwiches in the cottage. It took a really long time before Kate began to tremble in fear. She strawled around until she saw the souless body of her beloved kev full of sorrow. Shattered, Kate hurried back to the hut for safety.. called paramedics and returned home to her hometown alone. full of sorrow, pain, and horrible imaginations of how kev suffered.
time passed and kate learned to move on.. found another guya and lived together.
However, the memory of Kev remains in kate's heart and a joy stays that she know that Kev was in the loving arms of his father in heaven.
2007-08-04 00:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by PcH 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a hacksaw and attacked Kate. Although she had been in her school track team, the suddenness of it all made her knees buckle. Kate tripped on an overgrown root and Kev was all over her. That snowy, smooth white skin, which he had so tenderly kissed, he now ravaged. After he was done with her, his hunger temporarily satiated, and he had thrown the rest of her carcass to the wolves waiting in the shadows, he cried. Tears rolled down his cheeks, sparkle added to them by the dying sunlight. Tears, not for Kate, but for what her love could not prevent him from returning to, the dark side. As he approached the pond to wash the blood, he saw, in his reflection, what Kate must have seen as her sight faded away. He felt the fear, the repulsion that must have struck her heart. He was quick to dismiss it as a fallacy of the conscience he had forgotten a long time ago. Kate had once playfully asked him if she was not the sweetest girl he had ever met. It had taken him a second too long to realize that she was not onto him and tell her what she wanted to hear. But now a glint in his eye and a wry grin was all that he needed to move on.
2007-08-04 00:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A small bag of strange white powder. Kate stared, eyes wide open. Pulling her blonde hair out of her eyes, she let out a gasp.
"Kev!! The sandwiches! They've turned into ASHES!!!"
Kev blinked, confused. "Maybe they turned into powdery snow?"
Kate shrugged. Her stomach began to rumble...
Kev and Kate sat huddled up to each other, sharing the "sandwich powder".
Later, some villagers in the small village at the foot of the mountain reported hearing loud bursts of laughter, badly sung songs, and seeing some strange figures doing strange things...
Police are searching for the drugged-up duo as we speak.
2007-08-04 02:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by lil_sazi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a harmonica and started playing show tunes. Kate rolled her eyes and thought to herself, "This guy is such a dweeb." Then she ran down the mountain and left Kev standing there by himself. Hungry and playing show tunes.
2007-08-04 00:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by WilmaF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a shiny diamond ring and proposed to Kate. When Kate said Yes, they both hugged and kissed with joy. The pair had champaign to celebrate their wonderful engagement. As they stared into the horizon, they both knew that their life would be filled with true love. The End.
2007-08-04 00:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by empowered2008 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A snare and they caught a mountain hare. Then they started a fire with a flare. They only went up there for a dare. Once the hare was stripped bare, they were unaware, of being watched by a bear, so they ran away with care. VERY FAST!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-04 00:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a handgun and a pair of handcuffs, omg shouts kate what the hell are you doing with that? kev grins, and says, well i can think of a few things....
2007-08-07 08:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by STRANGE REDHEAD <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His X-box, controllers and some games, Kate was really annoyed but forgave him and let him plug it in to the solar powered tv she had put in her backpack instead of bottled water. As they played Halo tournament together, he pulled out a bottle of champagne to celebrate....
2007-08-04 00:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by billyndave 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a jollyroger butterfly strap kit an a fruit flavour sausage an onion coverer an said an said lets warm up by feeding the covered sausage an onions to the butterfly then feed both to the ***** crator ?
2007-08-04 00:35:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋